Did you fall from heaven? Because it looks like you landed on your face.
All of our anti-jokes in no particular order. Please vote for your favorites and feel free to leave your comments.
Why does the milkman carry milk?
Because that is his job.
A dyslexic man walked into a bar, ordered a beer, and no one was aware of his affliction.
Yo mama is so fat, that when she jumps into a pool, she dispenses a larger volume of water than a normal person would.
Why didn't Mary go to the party?
Because she wasn't invited.
Why doesn't God like fruit Cake?
Because he doesn't exist
Q: What did Goldilocks say to the three bears?
A: She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.