Random Anti-Jokes

All of our anti-jokes in no particular order. Please vote for your favorites and feel free to leave your comments.


Did you fall from heaven? Because it looks like you landed on your face.

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Why does the milkman carry milk?

Because that is his job.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bar, ordered a beer, and no one was aware of his affliction.

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Yo mama is so fat, that when she jumps into a pool, she dispenses a larger volume of water than a normal person would.

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Why didn't Mary go to the party?

Because she wasn't invited.

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Why doesn't God like fruit Cake?

Because he doesn't exist

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Q: What did Goldilocks say to the three bears?

A: She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

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