Random Anti-Jokes

All of our anti-jokes in no particular order. Please vote for your favorites and feel free to leave your comments.


An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

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Why doesn't God like fruit Cake?

Because he doesn't exist

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Why did the plane crash?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over?

A: A dead zebra.

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What has 4 legs and one arm?

A Rottweiler on a children's playground.

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