An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.
All of our anti-jokes in no particular order. Please vote for your favorites and feel free to leave your comments.
Why doesn't God like fruit Cake?
Because he doesn't exist
Why did the plane crash?
Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.
Q: What's black and white and red all over?
A: A dead zebra.
What has 4 legs and one arm?
A Rottweiler on a children's playground.