All of our anti-jokes in no particular order. Please vote for your favorites and feel free to leave your comments.
Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living?
He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.
Why did the plane crash?
Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.
What leaves a bigger hole in your heart than breaking up with your girlfriend?
Four blonde women are driving to Disneyland. They see a sign that says "Disneyland, turn left."
They do, and have a fun time at what many people consider to be the most magical place on Earth.
Q: What did the hobo say when he lost his jacket?
A: It's cold.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It's owner was lobotomized by an incoming brick after telling this jo-
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