Random Anti-Jokes

All of our anti-jokes in no particular order. Please vote for your favorites and feel free to leave your comments.


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Q: If John has 50 candy bars and eats 20 how many candy bars does John have left?

A: Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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A chemist and his friend walk into a bar.

The chemist says "I'd like a glass of H2O." So the bartender gave him water.

His friend said "I'd like a glass of H2O, too."

So the bartender also gave him water, because he knew what he meant and had no conceivable reason to be carrying hydrogen peroxide, much less to be giving it as a drink.

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Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle?

Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human.

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair?

She had dementia.

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Why didn't Mary go to the party?

Because she wasn't invited.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing?

Everywhere.

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