Random Anti-Jokes

All of our anti-jokes in no particular order. Please vote for your favorites and feel free to leave your comments.


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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living?

He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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Why did the plane crash?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What leaves a bigger hole in your heart than breaking up with your girlfriend?

A bullet.

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Four blonde women are driving to Disneyland. They see a sign that says "Disneyland, turn left."

They do, and have a fun time at what many people consider to be the most magical place on Earth.

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Q: What did the hobo say when he lost his jacket?

A: It's cold.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

It's owner was lobotomized by an incoming brick after telling this jo-

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