All of our anti-jokes in no particular order. Please vote for your favorites and feel free to leave your comments.
FUN FACT: If humans stood in a single file line around the equator of the Earth, most of them would drown.
Q: What's black and white and red all over?
A: A dead zebra.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing?
I do not know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.
Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes.
They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.
Why did the guy fall off the top of his minivan?
Because someone threw an elephant at him.
A dyslexic man walked into a bar, ordered a beer, and no one was aware of his affliction.
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