All of our anti-jokes in no particular order. Please vote for your favorites and feel free to leave your comments.
Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair?
She had dementia.
I was diagnosed with Clinical Depression the other day.
It made me sad.
People are like drums.
If you hit them with a stick, they will make noise.
What did one Japanese man say to the other?
I have no idea, I don't speak Japanese.
Q: What's black and white and red all over?
A: A dead zebra.
What concert costs 45 cents?
A charity concert being held downtown where the price of admission is a donation of 45 cents.
Where did Susie go during the bombing?
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