Random Anti-Jokes

All of our anti-jokes in no particular order. Please vote for your favorites and feel free to leave your comments.


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What’s black and white and eats like a horse?

A zebra.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You set an alarm for a reasonable hour.

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Knock knock.

It's the landlord.

Rent is due.

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