Random Anti-Jokes

All of our anti-jokes in no particular order. Please vote for your favorites and feel free to leave your comments.


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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair?

She had dementia.

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I was diagnosed with Clinical Depression the other day.

It made me sad.

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People are like drums.

If you hit them with a stick, they will make noise.

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What did one Japanese man say to the other?

I have no idea, I don't speak Japanese.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over?

A: A dead zebra.

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What concert costs 45 cents?

A charity concert being held downtown where the price of admission is a donation of 45 cents.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing?

Everywhere.

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