All of our anti-jokes in no particular order. Please vote for your favorites and feel free to leave your comments.
People are like drums.
If you hit them with a stick, they will make noise.
Why did Susie fall off the swing?
She had no arms.
Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes.
They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.
Argon walks into a bar...
Nobody notices because argon is a tasteless, colorless, odorless, and nontoxic gas.
An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.
Why did the plane crash?
Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.
Why did the guy fall off the top of his minivan?
Because someone threw an elephant at him.
Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair?
She had dementia.
A fly buzzes in to a bar.
The bar tender promptly swats it with a fly swatter.
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