Random Anti-Jokes

All of our anti-jokes in no particular order. Please vote for your favorites and feel free to leave your comments.


Q: What does a duck and a tablespoon have in common?

A: Both are not a lamp.

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Why did the kid drop his phone?

He was hit by a runaway train.

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Knock, Knock.

Who's there?

Dave.

Dave who?

*Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimer's has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.*

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If looks could kill

it would be a danger to society.

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Q: What leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss?

A: A stab wound.

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Why does the milkman carry milk?

Because that is his job.

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What do you call a dog with no legs?

It does not matter what you call him, he isn't coming.

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Q: Why can't the T-Rex clap?

A: Because dinosaurs have been exctinct for 65 million years.

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How do you get rid of a cold?

Turn the heating on.

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