All of our anti-jokes in no particular order. Please vote for your favorites and feel free to leave your comments.
What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common?
They both live underground. Apart from the Eagle.
Q: What leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss?
A: A stab wound.
Why doesn't God like fruit Cake?
Because he doesn't exist
Chuck Norris walks into a bar...
And he's greeted with great respect, because he's such a talented actor.
I'm about to rewrite history.
Did you fall from heaven? Because it looks like you landed on your face.
Last Christmas, I gave you my heart.
And the very next day, I died because no one can live without a heart.
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