Random Anti-Jokes

All of our anti-jokes in no particular order. Please vote for your favorites and feel free to leave your comments.


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What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common?

They both live underground. Apart from the Eagle.

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Q: What leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss?

A: A stab wound.

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Why doesn't God like fruit Cake?

Because he doesn't exist

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar...

And he's greeted with great respect, because he's such a talented actor.

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I'm about to rewrite history.

History

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Did you fall from heaven? Because it looks like you landed on your face.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart.

And the very next day, I died because no one can live without a heart.

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