Random Anti-Jokes

All of our anti-jokes in no particular order. Please vote for your favorites and feel free to leave your comments.


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FUN FACT: If humans stood in a single file line around the equator of the Earth, most of them would drown.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over?

A: A dead zebra.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing?

I do not know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

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Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes.

They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

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Why did the guy fall off the top of his minivan?

Because someone threw an elephant at him.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bar, ordered a beer, and no one was aware of his affliction.

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