Yo mama is so fat, that when she jumps into a pool, she dispenses a larger volume of water than a normal person would.
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
One is a music instrument and the other is an animal.
What did the hobo get for Christmas?
What was the pirate movie rated?
PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.
I'm about to rewrite history.
Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living?
He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.