What did one Japanese man say to the other?

I have no idea, I don't speak Japanese.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa...

a minute has passed.

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Why doesn't God like fruit Cake?

Because he doesn't exist

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A dog walks into a bar...

And is promptly escorted out as animals are not allowed.

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas?

Presents

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Yo mama is so fat, that when she jumps into a pool, she dispenses a larger volume of water than a normal person would.

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What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

One is a music instrument and the other is an animal.

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