How do you keep a blonde busy?

The best way to keep somebody busy is to make sure they have something to do, like a job, a hobby or some chores. The color of their hair is irrelevant.

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What do you get when you cross a duck with a cat?

You can’t. The current state of genetic engineering will not allow avian DNA and mammalian DNA to be combined.

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How do you kill a blonde?

Well, there are many ways but all of which are wrong because murder is illegal.

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Humpty Dumpty had a great fall and a pretty good spring and summer, too.

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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends.

But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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What’s black and white and eats like a horse?

A zebra.

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