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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends.

But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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What’s black and white and eats like a horse?

A zebra.

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair?

She had dementia.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing?

Everywhere.

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What did one Japanese man say to the other?

I have no idea, I don't speak Japanese.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa...

a minute has passed.

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