I was diagnosed with Clinical Depression the other day.
It made me sad.
What concert costs 45 cents?
A charity concert being held downtown where the price of admission is a donation of 45 cents.
Why did Susie fall off the swing?
She had no arms.
Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle?
Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human.
How do you keep a blonde busy?
The best way to keep somebody busy is to make sure they have something to do, like a job, a hobby or some chores. The color of their hair is irrelevant.