Knock knock. Who's there?

The postman.

The postman who?

Look, do you want this parcel or not?

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If looks could kill

it would be a danger to society.

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I was diagnosed with Clinical Depression the other day.

It made me sad.

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What concert costs 45 cents?

A charity concert being held downtown where the price of admission is a donation of 45 cents.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing?

She had no arms.

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Not Susie

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Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle?

Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human.

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