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What do you get when you throw a hand grenade in a French bathroom?

Imprisonment for up to 20 years in an international detainment facility.

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What has 4 legs and one arm?

A Rottweiler on a children's playground.

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Why did the plane crash?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why does the milkman carry milk?

Because that is his job.

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Knock knock. Who's there?

The postman.

The postman who?

Look, do you want this parcel or not?

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If looks could kill

it would be a danger to society.

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