Why did the plane crash?
Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.
Why does the milkman carry milk?
Because that is his job.
Knock knock. Who's there?
The postman who?
Look, do you want this parcel or not?
If looks could kill
it would be a danger to society.
I was diagnosed with Clinical Depression the other day.
It made me sad.
What concert costs 45 cents?
A charity concert being held downtown where the price of admission is a donation of 45 cents.