What do you get when you throw a hand grenade in a French bathroom?
Imprisonment for up to 20 years in an international detainment facility.
What has 4 legs and one arm?
A Rottweiler on a children's playground.
Why did the plane crash?
Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.
Why does the milkman carry milk?
Because that is his job.
Knock knock. Who's there?
The postman who?
Look, do you want this parcel or not?
If looks could kill
it would be a danger to society.