Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes.
They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.
Why didn't Mary go to the party?
Because she wasn't invited.
What do you get when you throw a hand grenade in a French bathroom?
Imprisonment for up to 20 years in an international detainment facility.
What has 4 legs and one arm?
A Rottweiler on a children's playground.
Why did the plane crash?
Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.
Why does the milkman carry milk?
Because that is his job.