What did one pancake say to the other pancake?

Nothing, there is no such thing as talking pancakes.

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Argon walks into a bar...

Nobody notices because argon is a tasteless, colorless, odorless, and nontoxic gas.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar...

And he's greeted with great respect, because he's such a talented actor.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You set an alarm for a reasonable hour.

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Two men walk into a bar...

Not it's just me, I'm really lonely.

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What do you call a dog with no legs?

It does not matter what you call him, he isn't coming.

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People are like drums.

If you hit them with a stick, they will make noise.

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