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What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a lama?

An animal abuse lawsuit.

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Why did the man fall off his bike?

Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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What did one pancake say to the other pancake?

Nothing, there is no such thing as talking pancakes.

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Argon walks into a bar...

Nobody notices because argon is a tasteless, colorless, odorless, and nontoxic gas.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar...

And he's greeted with great respect, because he's such a talented actor.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You set an alarm for a reasonable hour.

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