Why did the kid drop his phone?

He was hit by a runaway train.

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Why did the baby bird fall out of the tree?

Because someone shot a bullet in the air and the sound of the gun scared the baby bird who didn't know how to fly out of the tree, sending it to its death.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart.

And the very next day, I died because no one can live without a heart.

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Why did the guy fall off the top of his minivan?

Because someone threw an elephant at him.

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What did the girl say when she was stung by a bee?

Nothing, she was allergic.

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Why can't the Asian girl drive?

Because she is only 12 and cannot get a driver's license.

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What leaves a bigger hole in your heart than breaking up with your girlfriend?

A bullet.

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Four blonde women are driving to Disneyland. They see a sign that says "Disneyland, turn left."

They do, and have a fun time at what many people consider to be the most magical place on Earth.

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