Why did the guy fall off the top of his minivan?
Because someone threw an elephant at him.
What did the girl say when she was stung by a bee?
Nothing, she was allergic.
Why can't the Asian girl drive?
Because she is only 12 and cannot get a driver's license.
What leaves a bigger hole in your heart than breaking up with your girlfriend?
Four blonde women are driving to Disneyland. They see a sign that says "Disneyland, turn left."
They do, and have a fun time at what many people consider to be the most magical place on Earth.
Q: What's black and white and red all over?
A: A dead zebra.
How do you get rid of a cold?
Turn the heating on.