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Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the batmobile?

A: Get in the batmobile.

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I got 99 problems and I'm seeing a therapist about them.

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Q: What leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss?

A: A stab wound.

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Q: If John has 50 candy bars and eats 20 how many candy bars does John have left?

A: Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Q: Why can't the T-Rex clap?

A: Because dinosaurs have been exctinct for 65 million years.

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