FUN FACT: If humans stood in a single file line around the equator of the Earth, most of them would drown.
What do you call a joke with no punchline?
Q: What would George Washington do if he was alive today?
A: Scream and start scratching at the top of his coffin.
Q: What is brown and sticky?
A: A stick.
Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the batmobile?
A: Get in the batmobile.
I got 99 problems and I'm seeing a therapist about them.