Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the batmobile?
A: Get in the batmobile.
I got 99 problems and I'm seeing a therapist about them.
Q: What leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss?
A: A stab wound.
Q: If John has 50 candy bars and eats 20 how many candy bars does John have left?
A: Diabetes. John has diabetes.
Q: Why can't the T-Rex clap?
A: Because dinosaurs have been exctinct for 65 million years.