A fly buzzes in to a bar.
The bar tender promptly swats it with a fly swatter.
What has fingernails and legs made of grass?
You, I was lying about the legs made of grass.
What is a Jub?
Watch out! There's a flying elephant coming your way!
Q:What group of people do cops target?
What has five fingers and looks human?
A severed hand.
Why did the kid drop his phone?
He was hit by a runaway train.
Why did the baby bird fall out of the tree?
Because someone shot a bullet in the air and the sound of the gun scared the baby bird who didn't know how to fly out of the tree, sending it to its death.
Last Christmas, I gave you my heart.
And the very next day, I died because no one can live without a heart.