I've got 99 problems and I am seeing a therapist about each and every one of them.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It's owner was lobotomized by an incoming brick after telling this jo-
I ran into an old friend the other day.
I was arrested for driving under the influence.
A fly buzzes in to a bar.
The bar tender promptly swats it with a fly swatter.
What has fingernails and legs made of grass?
You, I was lying about the legs made of grass.
What is a Jub?
Watch out! There's a flying elephant coming your way!
Q:What group of people do cops target?
What has five fingers and looks human?
A severed hand.