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I've got 99 problems and I am seeing a therapist about each and every one of them.

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What has fingernails and legs made of grass?

You, I was lying about the legs made of grass.

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Humpty Dumpty had a great fall and a pretty good spring and summer, too.

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Knock knock.

It's the landlord.

Rent is due.

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I got 99 problems and I'm seeing a therapist about them.

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