What do you get when you cross a duck with a cat?

You can’t. The current state of genetic engineering will not allow avian DNA and mammalian DNA to be combined.

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A duck walks into a bar.

Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park.

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Q: What does a duck and a tablespoon have in common?

A: Both are not a lamp.

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