Cruel

What did the hobo get for Christmas?

Nothing.

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Did you fall from heaven? Because it looks like you landed on your face.

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

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FUN FACT: If humans stood in a single file line around the equator of the Earth, most of them would drown.

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Q: What leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss?

A: A stab wound.

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