Cruel

What has five fingers and looks human?

A severed hand.

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How do you get a clown off a swing?

Hit him with an axe.

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What do you call a dog with no legs?

It does not matter what you call him, he isn't coming.

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People are like drums.

If you hit them with a stick, they will make noise.

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Why didn't Mary go to the party?

Because she wasn't invited.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing?

Everywhere.

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