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Q:What group of people do cops target?
A:Criminals

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What did one pancake say to the other pancake?

Nothing, there is no such thing as talking pancakes.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar...

And he's greeted with great respect, because he's such a talented actor.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You set an alarm for a reasonable hour.

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Why did the plane crash?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What concert costs 45 cents?

A charity concert being held downtown where the price of admission is a donation of 45 cents.

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Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle?

Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

It wasn't. Number are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.

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What is a vampire's favorite dessert?

Vampires aren't real.

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