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An Irishman walks into a bar.

It hurt.

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A fly buzzes in to a bar.

The bar tender promptly swats it with a fly swatter.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar...

And he's greeted with great respect, because he's such a talented actor.

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A dog walks into a bar...

And is promptly escorted out as animals are not allowed.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bar, ordered a beer, and no one was aware of his affliction.

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A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

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