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Why can't the Asian girl drive?

Because she is only 12 and cannot get a driver's license.

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How do you get rid of a cold?

Turn the heating on.

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Why did the man fall off his bike?

Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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What do you get when you throw a hand grenade in a French bathroom?

Imprisonment for up to 20 years in an international detainment facility.

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Why does the milkman carry milk?

Because that is his job.

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Q: What is brown and sticky?

A: A stick.

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