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Q: Why do girls like Justin Bieber?

A Because he is a talented singer/performer.

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Q: What is green, red, yellow, purple and orange?

A: Colors.

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Take your age and add five years to it.

That is your age in five years.

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Q: What do you call a fat hobo

A: Whatever his name his.

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Why did the kid drop his phone?

He was hit by a runaway train.

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Why did the guy fall off the top of his minivan?

Because someone threw an elephant at him.

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What did the girl say when she was stung by a bee?

Nothing, she was allergic.

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Why can't the Asian girl drive?

Because she is only 12 and cannot get a driver's license.

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How do you get rid of a cold?

Turn the heating on.

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Why did the man fall off his bike?

Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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