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Why did the chicken cross the road?

It's owner was lobotomized by an incoming brick after telling this jo-

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I ran into an old friend the other day.

I was arrested for driving under the influence.

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What leaves a bigger hole in your heart than breaking up with your girlfriend?

A bullet.

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What has 4 legs and one arm?

A Rottweiler on a children's playground.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing?

She had no arms.

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Not Susie

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair?

She had dementia.

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