Animal

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Q: What does a duck and a tablespoon have in common?

A: Both are not a lamp.

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

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Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes?

A: Still a deer. The absence of eyes doesn't change the animal's species.

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Q: What did Goldilocks say to the three bears?

A: She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

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Q: Why can't the T-Rex clap?

A: Because dinosaurs have been exctinct for 65 million years.

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