Q: What does a duck and a tablespoon have in common?
A: Both are not a lamp.
An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.
Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A: Still a deer. The absence of eyes doesn't change the animal's species.
Q: What did Goldilocks say to the three bears?
A: She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.
Q: Why can't the T-Rex clap?
A: Because dinosaurs have been exctinct for 65 million years.