Animal

What do you get when you cross a duck with a cat?

You can’t. The current state of genetic engineering will not allow avian DNA and mammalian DNA to be combined.

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What’s black and white and eats like a horse?

A zebra.

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A dog walks into a bar...

And is promptly escorted out as animals are not allowed.

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What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

One is a music instrument and the other is an animal.

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What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common?

They both live underground. Apart from the Eagle.

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What did the T-Rex say to the Stegasaurus?

Nothing, they lived millions of years apart.

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A duck walks into a bar.

Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park.

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