Animal

Why did the baby bird fall out of the tree?

Because someone shot a bullet in the air and the sound of the gun scared the baby bird who didn't know how to fly out of the tree, sending it to its death.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over?

A: A dead zebra.

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What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a lama?

An animal abuse lawsuit.

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What do you call a dog with no legs?

It does not matter what you call him, he isn't coming.

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Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes.

They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

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