Anti-Jokeness: 

Q: What do you call a fat hobo

A: Whatever his name his.

Anti-Jokeness: 

I've got 99 problems and I am seeing a therapist about each and every one of them.

Anti-Jokeness: 

Why did the chicken cross the road?

It's owner was lobotomized by an incoming brick after telling this jo-

Anti-Jokeness: 

I ran into an old friend the other day.

I was arrested for driving under the influence.

Anti-Jokeness: 
Anti-Jokeness: 

A fly buzzes in to a bar.

The bar tender promptly swats it with a fly swatter.

Anti-Jokeness: 

What has fingernails and legs made of grass?

You, I was lying about the legs made of grass.

Anti-Jokeness: 

What is a Jub?

Watch out! There's a flying elephant coming your way!

Anti-Jokeness: 
Anti-Jokeness: 

Q:What group of people do cops target?
A:Criminals

Anti-Jokeness: 

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