I ran into an old friend the other day.
I was arrested for driving under the influence.
A fly buzzes in to a bar.
The bar tender promptly swats it with a fly swatter.
What has fingernails and legs made of grass?
You, I was lying about the legs made of grass.
What is a Jub?
Watch out! There's a flying elephant coming your way!
Q:What group of people do cops target?
What has five fingers and looks human?
A severed hand.
Why did the kid drop his phone?
He was hit by a runaway train.
Why did the baby bird fall out of the tree?
Because someone shot a bullet in the air and the sound of the gun scared the baby bird who didn't know how to fly out of the tree, sending it to its death.