Q: Why do girls like Justin Bieber?

A Because he is a talented singer/performer.

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Q: What is green, red, yellow, purple and orange?

A: Colors.

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Take your age and add five years to it.

That is your age in five years.

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Q: What do you call a fat hobo

A: Whatever his name his.

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I've got 99 problems and I am seeing a therapist about each and every one of them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

It's owner was lobotomized by an incoming brick after telling this jo-

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I ran into an old friend the other day.

I was arrested for driving under the influence.

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A fly buzzes in to a bar.

The bar tender promptly swats it with a fly swatter.

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What has fingernails and legs made of grass?

You, I was lying about the legs made of grass.

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